There are very few people who are as interested in my hair as “Mern”, no one else has ever told me that they wanted to collect my hair and make a blanket out of it, so I make this post for you because I listen to my fans. I have spent quite a bit of time collecting photo evidence and I hope you appreciate the very complicated history that is behind my locks.
0 to 1.5 years: Bald very very bald. Abnormally bald, I was basically Mr. Clean
1.5 to 3 years: Blonde Blonde Blonde and curly very curly, I was basically an angel
4 to 6 years: Less Blonde More Bangs, there was also a high amount of srunchis
A Brief Warning: For the next 11 years it becomes scarier and scarier
7 to 9 years old: Middle part. Even worse the time while I…
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